John Carter

This wretched movie reeks of Disney - big budget, inspid plot, banal dialogue, awkward romance, bad movie physics and a happy ending.  I knew it wasn't the movie for me ten minutes into it and the remaining two hours proved me right.  Why did I continue to watch?  I kept hoping it would get better.  I did chuckle at a few spots, but those three or four laughs don't make up for the garbage that was the rest.

So many things made little sense that I'm not even sure where to begin.  Nothing about Mars had any scientific basis.

Don't bother watching this movie.