I've been celebrating by eating all sorts of crap. I didn't just fall off the Paleo bandwagon; I blew it up. I've had a ton of wheat, dairy and sugar so far and will have lasagna, bread and soda for dinner, cake for dessert and a banana split for a second dessert. Heh. I figure it's all right to cheat now and then and, if I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it right.
I'll watch a Blazers game tonight and then call it a day.