Clash of the Titans (2010)

I saw some ads for Wrath of the Titans and figured I should watch the first one, Clash of the Titans, in case I want to catch the new one in the theater.  The odds are small, but non-zero.  Holy moly.  Clash of the Titans is stupid.  It's cheesy, but not in a good way like the original.  The characters are wooden, the plot is weak and the special effects aren't really all that special.  There is too much wire work and the hero goes off on a week-long trip without packing a goddamned bag of supplies.

Readers know I have trouble suspending my disbelief, but I think this movie requires you to turn off your brain completely in order to get through it.  It's not the worst movie I've seen, but I do not recommend it.