New toys

I figured I wasn't close enough to poverty so I ordered up a set of beginner's golf clubs

and a cordless electric mower.

I got an electric mower because this one produces zero emissions and electricity could, in theory, come from a renewable resource. I have been rockin' the old school reel mower, but I left the grass get too tall to cut. I'll give this new mower a try later this week.

I decided to pick up golf because I need to learn some patience and I've heard knockin' balls at the driving range is pretty relaxing. We'll see.