Fuck me crosswise with a chainsaw. This movie sucked big time donkey balls. I'm not even sure where to start, but firstly HOTEL WINDOWS DO NOT OPEN! The entire premise of the movie is blown with that fact right there. The rest is just the usual bad physics, bad police work and stupid dialogue.
The plot is terrible and the only redeeming part is some T&A. It's fantastic, but doesn't even come close to making up for the rest of the shit show.
I do not recommend this movie and want two hours of my life back.
21 hours ago