Fun with facial hair

I decided enough was enough and shaved off my vacation beard. I did it in stages though for comic effect.

Here's the before picture:I know it's dark, but I was too lazy to take another. You can see that the beard is pretty healthy and that my hair is pretty funky because it's all one length.

Here's what happens when I leave the plumber's 'stache:
Yes, it's a-me, Mario! It's more of a Mario 'stache than a porn star one, but it's funny nonetheless.

Here's the after photo:
I knew when I took it that my eyes were at least in the act of closing. I'm not sure how I knew, but sure enough. I didn't take another because this one cracks me up. I look like some serious white trash or maybe Steve Nash stoned.

Yeah, I know I need to find something a bit more substantive to keep me busy during my unpaid sabbatical.